Ben Detrick

NICKNAME:
Bennie Buckets

I’M FROM:
New York

WORK AFFILIATION:
Writer.

DEFINING CAREER MOMENT:
Getting kissed by Paris Hilton while wearing a dweeby fedora.

I GOT MY START WHEN:
I realized the world needed more over-analysis of Cam’ron.

CAREER ASPIRATIONS:
Going Hollywood.

BEFORE IT’S ALL SAID AND DONE, I WANT MY LEGACY TO BE:
Leaving a children’s treasury of heartfelt written material for future generations of aliens to unearth and laugh at.

“GO TO” MOVE ON THE BASKETBALL COURT:
Frighteningly porous defense.

MY MOST MEMORABLE BASKETBALL MOMENT EVER WAS:
Scoring the last three points in NRF history.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH BASKETBALL WHEN:
I got the poster of Charles Barkley holding a broken backboard.

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