DEFINING CAREER MOMENT:
Getting kissed by Paris Hilton while wearing a dweeby fedora.
I GOT MY START WHEN:
I realized the world needed more over-analysis of Cam’ron.
BEFORE IT’S ALL SAID AND DONE, I WANT MY LEGACY TO BE:
Leaving a children’s treasury of heartfelt written material for future generations of aliens to unearth and laugh at.
“GO TO” MOVE ON THE BASKETBALL COURT:
Frighteningly porous defense.
MY MOST MEMORABLE BASKETBALL MOMENT EVER WAS:
Scoring the last three points in NRF history.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH BASKETBALL WHEN:
I got the poster of Charles Barkley holding a broken backboard.